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Children's JokesAn aunt of mine was teaching Sunday School. She was telling the youngsters about Daniel and the Lion's Den. She had a picture of Daniel standing brave and confident with a group of lions around him. One of the little eight-year-old girls started to cry. The teacher said, "Don't cry. The lions are not going to eat Daniel." The girl said, "That's not what I'm crying about. That little lion over in the corner is not going to get any."

- Saunders Guerrant, Roanoke, VA -
The Preacher Joke Book, edited by Loyal Jones, p. 65

 


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