An
aunt of mine was teaching Sunday School. She was telling the youngsters
about Daniel and the Lion's Den. She had a picture of Daniel standing
brave and confident with a group of lions around him. One of the
little eight-year-old girls started to cry. The teacher said,
"Don't cry. The lions are not going to eat Daniel." The girl said,
"That's not what I'm crying about. That little lion over in the
corner is not going to get any."
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Saunders Guerrant, Roanoke, VA -
The Preacher Joke Book, edited by Loyal Jones, p. 65