Boys and Girls be Wise

BOYS LISTEN...

A heart is not a play thing, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, Just give it to a boy. Boys they like to play with things To see what makes them run, But when it comes to kissing, They do it just for fun. Boys never give their hearts away They play us girls for fools, They wait untill we give our hearts And then they play it cool. You will wonder where he is at night You will wonder if hes true, One moment you will be happy, One moment you will be blue. If you get a chance to see him Your heart begins to dance Your life revolves around him, There's nothing like romance. And then it starts to happen, You worry day and night You see, my friend, you're losing him It never turns out right. Boys are great, though immature The price you pay is high, He may seem sweet and gorgeous But remember, he's a guy. Don't fall in love with just a boy That takes a lot of nerve. You see, my friend, you need a man To get what you deserve. So when you think that you're in love, Be careful if you can Before you give your heart away Make sure that hes a man.

GIRLS LISTEN...

There are many good things in life, like cars, and money- indeed! But if you want something confusing, a girl is all you need. A girl doesn't say what she wants, but you're somehow supposed to know. If they want to do this or do that, stay here, stay there, or just go. Then there's the time, you all know what I mean, that monthly little joy. That lets them abuse the crap out of you, just for being a boy. If you ever dare look at another girl, they seem to scream, go on, and panic. But watch how fast they ignore you, at the sight of that queer from Titanic. They give you questions like "Am I fat?", and "If you could go with one of my friends, who?". There is no answer, face the facts, you are definatly through. They take nothing and blow it up, and make a tremendous fuss. So girls, no matter what you think, you are just as hard to understand as us.

Funny Thoughts

1. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
2. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors.... but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
3. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. Should the inventor of a telephone that doesn't ring be nominated for the no bell prize?
6. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
7. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
8. Does killing time damage eternity?
9. Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
10. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
11. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
13. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?!
14. If you believe everything is going well, you probably don't know what's going on.
15. If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century
16. Opportunities are not lost, they just go to someone else.
17. Some minds are like concrete-- all mixed up and permanently set.
18. Some people are wise, and some are otherwise.
19. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
20. Worry is like a rocking chair: It gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.