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British Humour

Just got this one in my inbox, funny as hell, no pun involved either. lol

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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. Whilst there, they see a red 'phone and ask what it's for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he's finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next, George Bush calls the USA and talks for 30 minutes. When he's finished, the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so he writes him a check.

Finally, The Queen gets her turn and calls the UK. She talks for 4 hours. When she's finished the devil informs her that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why The Queen got to call the UK so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, "Since David Cameron took over, the country's gone to hell, so it's a local call."



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