The Town's thunderous Tavern Wench calls for a Having a Laugh of which courageous Lileth accepted. Lileth decides to tell a joke, an original one at that, which makes everyone laugh so hard that they pee their pants! Lileth executes the Joker Skill without failure and amazes those around them. 15 gold pieces is given to you for Joker success. Many clap and raise their mugs in your honor. Lileth received 12 experience points.
The day was almost at an end but what she needed to accomplish was still awaiting her. Of course, the calls for her to take on yet another awesome challenge meant she could earn more gold and she accepted.
The Town's drunkard Tavern Wench puts up a dare for the Reflexes competition of which fearless Lileth accepted. Sharp on the move Lileth stands at the ready as all the mugs go up into the air. Without much hesitation all are caught! Lileth executes the Reflexes Skill without failure and amazes those around them. 20 gold pieces is given to you for Reflexes success. Many clap and raise their mugs in your honor. Lileth received 22 experience points.
"All right, you want jokes, eh?" He saunters up to the front of the room and starts tugging at his collar and looking uncomfortable. "Course dwarves are tough, I tell ya. My grandmother she is one of the toughest. Two hundred years old and still doesn't need glasses! Just drinks straight from the bottle."
The Town's Tavern Wench yells out that no coward should take up the Having a Laugh of which Kestrel accepted. Kestrel decides to tell a joke, an original one at that, which makes everyone laugh so hard that they pee their pants! Kestrel uses the Joker Skill successfully and is delighted at how it turned out. Some were betting, so a total of 15 gold pieces was collected for Joker. A loud roar of joy errupts as they say "Kestrel is a champion of Joker, who can do greater?" Kestrel received 31 experience points.
The young Mystic peers around at the populace sitting here in the Tavern wondering if he would get to initiate his new broadsword. To make himself look more like a man, he orders a round for the people sitting at the bar, takes a swig himself and spits it out swearing that he just drank demonwater.
We break from The Town Tavern Chat to share wisdom from yesteryear:
Today is: 21st September (GMT), in history on the 21st of September, 1954 AD the following event happened:
Kleffens appointed Chairman of General Meeting UN