T&T Jokes - Page 2 of 2

T&T Jokes - Page 2

A ONE WAY STREET

A woman is driving up a one way street, so a police officer stops her and says:
"Madam, do you know that this is a one way street?"
The woman replies:
"But officer, is only one way I am going!"



DOCTOR PLEASE HELP ME!

This man has been seeing the same doctor for over 10 years. They had a very good relationship with each other and were very close. When they both died on the same day, all their friends thought it would be appropriate to bury both of them, side by side. About one month later, patient knocks on the doctor's coffin and asks:

"Doctor, do you have anything for worms?"