And Then The Fight Started....

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And Then The Fight Started....

Some good "couple" jokes:

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
Kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
Drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
Hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think that a person could go on
Celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...



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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her Not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And then the fight started...


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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started...



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Post Date: 11th Nov, 2015 - 6:51pm / Post ID: #

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And Then The Fight Started....
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Started Fight Then And

I was driving along just fine when I got blindsided by another car. Both our cars were totalled. The other driver steps out of his car, and I kid you not, he was a dwarf! He stomped over to my side of the car and screamed out, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" I said, "Okay, then which one are you?" And then the fight started....

(Apologies if you've seen this one before, but the topic demanded it)

Post Date: Tue Oct 23, 2018 - 10:35:24 GMT / Post ID: #

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We break from And Then The Fight Started.... to share a message from days of old:
HistoricToday is: 23rd October (GMT), in history on the 23rd of October, 1925 AD the following birth happened:
Manos Hadjidakis: Greek composer / conductor (Never on Sunday)

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