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A couple of marriage jokes: lol

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A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That's true everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE."Â "WHAT HAPPENED?" asked his friend. He says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."



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It's a good thing you Posted that Pandora because I can see where a lot of that is very familiar. ;) Happy Anniversary!



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