Post Date: 20th Feb, 2013 - 12:30am
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A couple of marriage jokes: lol
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That's true everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE."Ã‚ "WHAT HAPPENED?" asked his friend. He says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."