House Owner Finally Installs Water
Long time resident, Mr. Nighthawk of the South East side, recently installed water to his home for the first time in months. Neighbors began to be suspicious of why Mr. Nighthawk chose to let his grass dry up and his plants wither on hot days. Many thought there was some relationship to the no lights issue in issue #15. Thankfully for these residents their fears were washed away by the sound of flowing water coming from Mr. Nighthawk's sprinklers. one resident recalled, "We are sure relieved, I was always worried after dark to be outside since this mister had no lights, no water... I was real suspicious" said Grandma Goldstein.
Making life suitable for new families the new Cozyville Elementary has been opened on the South-side. Those in the North don't need to worry about afternoon playtime as they have their brand new Cozyville Playground.
Cozyville Investors Welcomed!
Cozyville is starting to grow in leaps and bounds. Investors are needed to cater the basic products and services necessary for its' continued progress. Now is your chance to be part of the Cozyville Business league!
Click 'Investor' in the Cozyville Directory for more information on how it works
Is it War?
In what is being seen as a strange development in Conspiracy Theories, well known author 'John Cozydoe' recently published his book, 'Men, Women & War' where he illustrates that Cozyville was built around feminist ideals and masculine cultist. Within the book Mr. Cozydoe points out that all the new move ins that were men chose the South side with the women going to the West side. The author goes on to make many other assumptions in his writings that is now available in a Book Store near you!
Recently Cozyville has been bombarded with many ads about Tenaheff's Deli & Bakery and FarSeer's Fashion Clothing. In an interview with Mr. Cozysmith the two business owners claim to be here to stay and ready to cash in on the life rolls the Citizenry are sure to make.
Cozyville Business Owners Association Formed!
Now owners of businesses in Cozyville can meet to discuss the Cozyville Economy among may other things. According to the CEO of the organization, Mr.CozyEconomy, the group will now be able to discuss new and unusual themes that may crop up from their Business Rolls.