After all of that warning you still opened this Thread? You are a sick human.
"By method and discipline are to be understood the marshaling of the army in its proper subdivisions, the graduations of rank among the officers, the maintenance of roads by which supplies may reach the army, and the control of military expenditure." -- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Oh now thats clever, I like it! I was wondering why something like what was described was in the joke section!
You didn't fool anyone Brandon. Like Konq said, it was in the Jokes section; that was a dead giveaway. Pretty funny though!