Evan Esar Quotes

Evan Esar Quotes

Evan Esar Quotes

Consider the following quotes by Evan Esar:

"Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them."

"Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions."

"Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

"You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth."

"A signature always reveals a man's character and sometimes even his name."

"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."