
Wilson Mizner Quotes
Consider the following quotes by Wilson Mizner:
"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
"God help those who do not help themselves."
"A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions."
"Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down."
"Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up."
"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady."
"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
"Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest."