I suppose I should start us off with something.
What do you call a Paladin squirting milk out of their nose?
Why did Anakin cross the road?
To cross to the DARK SIDE
What do you get when you put a Mage in a Brothel?
Did you hear what happened to the Brawler who rolled a 4 in his attack throw?
HE MISSED THE PUNCH LINE
I think that's enough out of me…
Did you hear why the Warlock summoned a round, yellow fuzzball as a familiar? He was playing too much with his Pact, man.
Why did the Paladin bless the landscape?
Because he thought they said to go get his "Holy sward"
Why does a Hawaiian make a great paladin?
Because they already know how to Lei on hands.
Why did the wizard shoot himself with a Magic Missile?
Because he didn't recognize his Mirror Image.