Thoughts on Lady Fluke
Lady Fluke is a strange one. She maintains a circus and has her own money. She does not seem answerable to anyone but herself. I am amazed she is allowed to keep her own underground dungeon. I wonder what the authorities of the Town know of it.
Hole In Meh Bucket Burlesque Competition
I was very lucky to win the hole in the bucket competition after only two attempts. To do this I beat Focruuck Cloudhand, and a large eyed woman named Sweet Thumber. I had to hold a bucket with a hole in it while doing what I would say are rather embarrassing things!