Message to Advisor
Evenin' Captain. I am obliged t'report a busy day in which I worked out my body 'til a few new muscles bulged as per yer advice. I continue t' grow in culinary prowess an' I am closer t'my dream of runnin' a pie tavern from which t' launch my world domination an' all that.
Always be a 1st-rate version of yourself, instead of a 2nd-rate version of somebody else. -- Garland
First time in the Town
My first day in town I remember it looked big. But nobody seemed to pay me no mind and I was free to do as I pleased. Being single-mindedly bent on my life's quest, I went immediately to the tavern and ingratiated myself with the proprietor who taught me some local culinary tricks. Now I got my own home and I cook for the tavern clientele. Town seems as good a place for a gnome to make his way as any!.
Worship of Apathatsclir
Apathasclir th' Tinker of th' Heavens, please see fit t' align my stars wit' th' lovely Fern's. I think she liketh me, but I canno' be sure if she Liketh liketh me. Give me th' insight t' win her heart, an' make her my partner in bringin' Freedom to th' Land!.
Enticing of Fern
Fern, th' forest follows in your footsteps, though ye be dwellin' in this human Town. I can no sooner ferget yer face than I can erase th' mem'ry of the starflowers what graced th' fern-bedecked glades of my home, blushin' crimson in the sunset as the shadows of the elms grew long.
I know I'm but a humble baker o' pies, but they be excellent pies an' if ye let me I will share a special one with ye in the park tomorrow noon.