I am Slammer the Watchman and I am called that because my observation skills allow me to keep track of many discreetly placed details. I am 1.6, and in my 16 human years, I have been meditating constantly, sparing time only to eat and defecate.
I love absorbing entire novels, mainly related to medicine and the like. I am 7 feet 8 inches tall, and I have long black hair with blue eyes.
I am an undone unknown. Although I am known as Slammer the Watchman, I am really Slammer the Cheat and thus deserving of my own demise.