"Ladies and gentlemen, I can't think of anything witty to say."
The superhero (or zero, if you've spoken to his mother) swings in. Or, to be more truthful, walks into sight. He poses as heroically as he can muster. "We must teach those terrorists that threatening our wildlife is NOT okay."
He then becomes melodramatic. "Think of the seagulls. Won't ANYONE think of the seagulls?"
When all the others just stare at him incredulously, he strikes a melodramatic pose. "Incredibad, good citizens. Nice to meet you. Now let's save some seagulls!"
"...Unless you wanna have lunch first. I'm kinda hungry."
Edited: VoiceBox on 27th Mar, 2009 - 4:53pm
"I'm really hankering some toast." Incredibad states as he squats to sit on a log.
He is quite comic to see, a hulking man with long black hair who completely dwarfs the log he is seated on. Despite his strangeness, it seems clear that he will be a valuable member of the team, just based on his size.