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While growing up you may have heard some suave 'pickup' lines (things guys or gals say as an introduction to get to know each other), but I am sure most of them were pretty cheesy.  

:spock: What were some of the worst pickup lines you have heard? If they were really bad do not put them here. Thanks.



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What were some of the worst pickup lines you have heard


1. "Do I know you from somewhere?" lol

2. "Hi Mary" to which the woman answers 'My name is not Mary", then the man winking one of his eyes answers 'Well, what's your name then?" ::)



Post Date: 11th Jul, 2003 - 11:19pm / Post ID: #

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Ok I have heard a few of them, but these were the worst ones ever:

'What in the world is a lovely lady like you working in a place like this?'

'Where have you been all of my life?'

'Girl, ain't you looking good.  How about hanging out with me to make me look good too.'

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I heard one today, that just made me laugh.

*guy whistles* 'Hey girl.  You sure are fine.  Why don't you hook a man up with some digits.'  digits?  whatever  ::)

'What is a beautiful woman doing shopping all by yourself?'  like i can't go shopping and spend money by myself.  ::)

'Somebody call the police, because this woman just stole my heart.'  ::)

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I heard a guy who used to smoke said he introduced himself by going up to her on his motorbike while saying...

'Hi lovely lasy want to get cancer with me?'



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'Hi lovely lasy want to get cancer with me?'


Oh mannnn ::) this one is just plain sickening!!!!!!! ::)



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'Hi lovely lasy want to get cancer with me?'


Yup, this definitely makes me want to think about marriage with that guy.  ;)  NOT!  lol

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How about this one where the guys walks by a lady and asks how many times do I half to walk by you before you notice me.  can't we cut to the chase and just get aquainted now.?



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