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Q: What kind of apple is cranky? - Page 3 - Jokes, Humor, Forum Games - Posted: 24th Aug, 2003 - 12:17am
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Post Date: 17th Aug, 2003 - 1:03pm / Post ID: #
Jokes Short
Q: Who do mice see when they are sick?
A: Hickory Dickory Doc
Q: What sign did the real estate agent put in the yard of the old woman who lived in a shoe?
A: Soled
Q: Where does Mother Goose leave her trash?
A: At the Humpty Dump
Please don't throw tomatoes....just hand 'em over. I'll make a salad with them. lol ;)
Short Jokes Games Forum & Humor Jokes
what makes the leaning tower of pizza lean? it never eats.
how do you make a slow race horse fast. stop feeding him.
how did the octipus go into battle? well armed.
witch is faster cold or hot? hot is faster because you can always catch a cold.
Post Date: 19th Aug, 2003 - 1:57pm / Post ID: #
Page 3 Jokes Short
Q. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agreed is between heaven and earth?
A. The word "and".
Q. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
A. They fall in the same year every year, New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.
Q. A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of these men died and she never divorced. How was this possible?
A. The lady was a Justice of the Peace.
Q. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?
A. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
Q. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
A. Only once, then you are subtracting it from 20
Post Date: 22nd Aug, 2003 - 6:42pm / Post ID: #
Short Jokes - Page 3
Q. How did the monkey cross the road?
A. He jumped on a chicken's back!
Q. Why can't the leopard escape from the zoo?
A. Because he keeps getting spotted!
Q. Why didn't the orange get to the top of the hill?
A. Because it ran out of juice.
Q. Why couldn't the pirate see the movie?
A. Because it was rated, "Argh!"
Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A. The BP station!
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