Dog vs. Cats

Dog Vs Cats - Jokes, Humor, Forum Games - Posted: 19th Feb, 2006 - 2:23am

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Post Date: 29th Aug, 2003 - 11:48am / Post ID: #

Dog vs. Cats
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Dog vs. Cats

 Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you.
 Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.
 Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
 Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
 Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.
 Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.
 Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.
 Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.
 Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
 Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

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19th Feb, 2006 - 2:23am / Post ID: #

Cats vs Dog

laugh.gif This is why I love faithful dogs more than lazy cats any day!




 
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