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Joke - One Liners

Q. What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A. The No-bell Prize.

Q. Why is the ringling brothers circus so mind boggling?
A: Because it's in tents!

Q. Why couldn't the bike make it up the hill?
A. Because it was "two" tired!

Q. Why do baby ducks walk softly?
A. Because baby ducks can't walk, hardly.

Q. How do you start a book about ducks?
A. ...With an introducktion.

Q. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A. Great food, no atmosphere.

Q. How to you organize a spacey party?
A. You planet.

Q. What happened to the butcher?
A. He backed into a meat cutter and got a little behind in his work.

Q. Why are soldiers so tired on April 1st?
A. Because they just had a 31 day March!

Liners Joke

"It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets."

Two snowmen were standing in a field. One of them says to the other, "funny, I smell carrots too."

Joke - One Liners Games Forum & Humor Jokes

What makes the leaning tower of Pizza lean? It dosen't eat.
How can you make a slow race horse fast? Stop feeding him.
What did the strawberry say when it saw the cooking pot? I think I'm about to get into a jam.