Cute Religious Jokes
A rabbi, the pope, and the Mormon Prophet, were out fishing. Things were going well and everyone was enjoying themselves.
The pope, being a little onery, brought up a topic from the New Testament. "So Christ walked on water and Peter walked on water. If we have enough faith we can walk on water as well."
To prove his point, the pope promptly stood up, climbed over the side of the boat, and walked to the shore a mile away. Once on the shore the pope promptly sat down and waited on the rabbi and the Mormon Prophet.
The rabbi was not about to be out done, so he stood up from his end of the boat, climbed out of the boat, and promptly fell into the water. After managing to get back in the boat, he sat there shivering and shaking his head. "It's not possible."
The Mormon prophet, checking on the rabbi and giving him warm blankets and some hot chocolate to drink, made sure the rabbi was comfortable, and leaped out of the boat and promptly walked across the water to chastise the pope.
Upon reaching the shore, the pope his tied up in fits of laughter. The mormon Prophet just stands there waiting for the pope to recompose himself. After he stops laughing, the pope looks at the Mormon Prophet, "Should we tell the rabbi about the stones?"
The Mormon Prophet looks at the pope and says, "Seriously you had to use stones? Could you not have done it as real men of God do it? Stones in deed."