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Joke - Women's Golf Defenitions

Women's Golf Defenitions

CADDY
--2 women talking about a 3rd who isn't there to defend herself.

CHIPPING
-- Time to get our nails done again.

DOUBLE BOGIE
-- "Casablanca" followed by "African Queen."

FAIRWAY
-- Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.

GOOD LIE
-- Weight on our driver's license.

GREENS
-- Lunch we eat when we'd really love a cheeseburger.

HOLE-IN-ONE
-- Time to get new pantyhose.

IRON
-- What guys need to learn to do their own shirts.

ROUGH
-- Getting a guy to understand, well, pretty much anything.

SHAFT
-- You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.

SLICE
-- "No thanks. . .just a sliver."

TEES
-- Putting on that Victoria Secret Negligee.

WATER HAZARD
-- Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip.

WEDGE
-- Bathing suit that's too tight.

Hmmm No wonder GOLF got its name from "Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden" lol  ;D ;D

Defenitions Golf Womens Joke

Oh my goodness, I hope no feminist activist reads this one and replies.