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Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint.
He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in
over two years."
The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not
looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all
that time."
"My word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud."
I am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to
throw him a big party."
"To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age". -- Amos Bronson Alcott