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[Jokes] Consuption

Food For Thought
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach
lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of
us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water."
 "But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all
have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes
the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
 A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."

Consuption Jokes

INNER PEACE
I am passing this on to you -------.  It is definitely working for me.
I think I have found inner peace.  I read an article that said the way to
achieve inner peace is to finish things I had started.  Today I finished
two bags of crisps, a cheesecake, a small box of chocolates, three jam
donuts, two hamburgers, seventeen cigarettes and a bottle of vodka.I feel
much better already.
 Please pass this along to those who need Inner Peace.