Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men

Why Pumpkins Men - Trinidad and Tobago Jokes - Posted: 7th Mar, 2011 - 1:55pm

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Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men

1. Pumpkins don't accuse you of loosing the TV remote!

2. Pumpkins respond quite well to negative re-enforcement!

3. Pumpkins make better pie!

4. Every year you get new Pumpkins to choose from!

5. Pumpkins always greet you with a smile!

6. If you don't like the way a Pumpkin looks, just make up another face!

7. If a Pumpkin starts smelling up your place, just throw him out!

8. Pumpkins don't expect you to cook and still grow 24 hours a day!

9. You can clean up Pumpkins in just minutes!

10. Pumpkins don't hide their feelings!

11. Pumpkins don't stare at other pumpkins!

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