Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

Things Don' T Hear Surgery - Trinidad and Tobago Jokes - Posted: 7th Mar, 2011 - 5:36pm

Text RPG Play Text RPG ?
 

Posts: 1 - Views: 528
Post Date: 7th Mar, 2011 - 5:36pm / Post ID: #

Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"

Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that...uh...thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

darn, there go the lights again...

"You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them."

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.

What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!

Fire! Fire! Everyone get out of here!

Sponsored Links:
Post Date: Fri Mar 29 13:19:52 GMT 2024 / Post ID: #

Avatar

Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

Add Comment
I was hoping for more on things you don't want to hear during surgery should be expanded actively to understand things you don't want thoroughly what are the ins and outs of it.


 
> TOPIC: Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
 

▲ TOP


International Discussions Coded by: BGID®
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Copyright © 1999-2024
Disclaimer Privacy Report Errors Credits
This site uses Cookies to dispense or record information with regards to your visit. By continuing to use this site you agree to the terms outlined in our Cookies used here: Privacy / Disclaimer,