A West Indian woman called up a pet store and said, "Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches at once!"
"What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?" asked the astonished clerk.
"Well," replied the woman, "I moving today and my lease say I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found it. "
As funny as that might sound I know some places they rent people just like that! Those German roaches is the worst because as you kill them more come!