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Worst Pickup Line Ever!

Worst Pickup Line Ever!

Name: Paula

Comments: Can you imagine someone coming up to you and saying, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!"

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Ever Line Pickup Worst

Wow that's pretty bad. I can't say I've ever heard anything that bad but I have heard the following. . .

Hey there, I'm Fred Flintstone and I want to make your bed rock.



Post Date: 24th Oct, 2015 - 5:22am / Post ID: #

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My good buddy got punched for this one:

He licked his fingertip, dabbed the collar of the cute girl he was hitting on, touched his own, then smoothly (So he thought) said, "Let's go get out of these wet things."

It turns out she was HEAVY into self-defense classes. The right hook he did not see coming; the knee to the solar plexus he did, but there wasn't a lot he could do about it. We scraped him up and let him drink his agony away that night.

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