Awkward Movements Burlesque Competition
Well now that was awkward and no mistake! I stood there in meh skivvies an' could onleh move aroun' in ways that made meh belly jiggle! But nah I had naught ta be ashamed of, ye ken? My body is like a chiseled statue! Everyone kept starin' cause they were jealous!.
Hole In Meh Bucket Burlesque Competition
This takes me back to meh first Hole in the Bucket contest. I were wet behind th' ears, but by the end I was wet in meh socks. Well it may be a bit humiliating but I say a leader had t' show solidarity with the people. I can handle a bit of laughin' at my expense.
War With A Warthog Burlesque Competition
Meh, I grew up as a trapper. Yeh canno' stop me wi' a wee piggie like that one. I once wrassled a bull moose t' the ground with m' bare hands. Of course it has built in handles! Not like this greased boar.
We rest Kestrel the Wanderer to share interesting fact from the journals of some good thinker:
Today is: 21st September (GMT), in history on the 21st of September, 1840 AD the following birth happened:
Murad V: Sultan of Turkey (1876)