Jokes Saint Latter-Day
Here is a cute song you can sing when going to Church
Young folk, old folk, everybody come join the mormon sunday school and have alot of fun, please check your chewing gum and razors at the door and you'll hear some bible stories that you never heard befor.
The Lord made Satan ,Satan made sin the Lord made a cubby hole to put Satan in , Satan got mad and said he wouldn"t stay and so hes been acting like the Devil ever since that day.
The earth was made in 6 days and finished on the 7 th, according to the contract it should have been on the 11 th . The workers went on strike and the plumbers wouldn't work so the only thing to do was to fill it up wih dirt.
First he made the ocean, then he made the whale then he made the racoon with a ring around its tail.
Adam was the first man ever invented. he lived all alone and couldn't be contented. They had made him out of mud and had hung him out to dry, now thats the way they had done it in days gone by.
Noah was an old man who lived in the dark. he stumbled over a hammer and built himself an ark. So then in came the animals two by two, the hippo-potomus, and the gerafferarooo too.
Well those are some of the verses to it. I hope you get a smile out of singing them you can even make up your own.