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A woman goes to the vets office carring a parriot cage. In the cage, Polly is on her back.  The bird looks dead.

The woman says to the vet. "Doctor, I'm worried about Polly; she's been on her back for the past three days and hasn't moved!"

The Doctor takes the bird out of the cage, lays it on the examining table and listens for a heart beat.

Not finding any he says to the woman; "I'm sorry Mrs. Anderson, but I'm afraid that Polly is dead."

"No!" The lady cries out. "I don't believe you!"  She grabs the vets' smock, shakes him up a bit and says "Polly's all I have, I want a second opinon!"

The vet takes the ladys' hands off of him and walks out of the room.

A few minutes later the vet comes back. He's carrying a cat, and has a golden Labrador on a lead, walking alongside of him.

The vet lets go of the cat, who jumps onto the exam table, sniffs the bird from beak to bottom; looks at the vet and shakes its head; then the cat jumps off the table and runs out of the room.

After the cat leaves the room, the vet releases the dog.

The dog trots over the exam table, jumps up so its two front paws are leaning against the table, and also begins to sniff around the bird.

After a few goes, the dog looks at the vet, shakes its head, releases its grip on the table, and also leaves the room.

"I'm sorry Mrs. Anderson, but Polly is dead."

As they are walking out of the room  the vet says; "That will be $350.00 Mrs Anderson."

"$350.00!??!" she shreaks. "$350.00 just to tell me that my parriot is dead!??!!"

"Well," the dentist says, "The exam itself would've been $20.00, but with the cat scan and the lab report...."  ;)

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O,K, now here is one for the books.      Did you know that in the United states it is aginst the law to hang a man with a mustache?      yes its true  
  you half to use a rope. not a mustache.  HAWHAWHAW

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you half to use a rope. not a mustache

:laugh:  That's a good one.  I'll have to share that one with my dad.  He likes jokes like that.  :)  :laugh:

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Buford and his doctor visit

Buford walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.  

Buford said, "Shingles."

So she dutifully took down his name, address, medical insurance number, and asked him to have a seat...

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked Buford what he had.  

Buford said, "Shingles."

So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history, and told Buford to wait in the examining room.

A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had.  

Buford said, "Shingles."

So she gave Buford a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told Buford to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor...

An hour later the doctor came in and asked Buford what he had.  

Buford said, "Shingles."

The doctor said, "Where??"

Buford said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

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The other day I was wondering why did the Eskimo washed  his cloths in Tide?
Because it was too code out tide.  Haww Haww heeee

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A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was
like "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from
a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony.
We picked wild raspberries in the woods."

The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in.

At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"

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A woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that
her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains
her situation to the dispatcher:

"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal
and even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says.
"She got in the backseat by mistake."

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Our local fire department got a call that a flock of geese had
become stuck in a frozen lake. A rescue team crawled out onto the
ice, pushing a boat and ice-breaking tools. They got within three
yards --and the flock flew off! The men were left staring at open
water. Someone at the station asked, "How did it go?" The reply was,
"Wild goose chase."