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Joke - Pickup Lines - Page 2

I was watching the movie:  Beavis and Butthead do America.  Butthead's pick up line he used on the ladies, reminded me of this thread.  ;)

Butthead's pick up line was, 'Come to Butthead.'  :

Lines Pickup Joke

Here are a couple I have actually used...

1) (on a rainy day)
(Me) I can understand why God is crying today!
(Her) Why?
(Me) Because heaven is missing an angel...

2)(Me) Did it hurt?
(Her) What hurt?
(Me) When you fell out of Heaven.

OK, so they are kinda corny... and the girls didn't go for them either... lol

Joke - Pickup Lines Games Forum & Humor Jokes

I remembered one from way back in the day before I got married.  ;)

Dude:  'You must be tired.'
Me:  'Huh?  Why?'
Dude:  'Because you've been running through my mind all day.'  

Yea, right, probably because I have been running away from you.  :

Page 2 Lines Pickup Joke

Did you just fart?
Because you blow me away.

Also remember to keep it clean

Lines Pickup Joke

Hi my name is ______ but you can call me------Tonight.
If I could rearange the alphabet i'd put U and I together.

Joke - Pickup Lines

Oops I didn't see this and made a topic of the same thing now i'll just put them in here. JB can you delete "pick up lines not to use?"

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Joke Pickup Lines - Page 2

"Excuse me, are you a parking ticket? You just have 'fine' written all over you"
[offtopic]Joe, use one post for your messages please. Also your repeat post was spliced to here. Check reply#11 for more instructions.[/offtopic]

Joke Pickup Lines Jokes Humor & Forum Games - Page 2

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk past again?"


Boy: "Is your dad a theif?"
Girl: "Why?"
Boy: "Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"


"I've lost my number, can I have yours?"


"If I could rearrange the alphabet i'd put "U" and "I" next to each other"


but the most used pick up line is:
"Hi can I but you a drink? "