Joke - Pickup Lines - Page 2 of 3

"Do you believe in love at first sight - Page 2 - Jokes, Humor, Forum Games - Posted: 11th Sep, 2003 - 9:06pm

Register Login Text RPG Play Text RPG ?

+  1 2 3 
Posts: 19 - Views: 2648 Rating: 3/10 out of 3 Votes
Add Reply Q
Post Date: 17th Jul, 2003 - 2:18am / Post ID: #

Joke -  Pickup Lines
A Friend

Joke - Pickup Lines - Page 2

I was watching the movie:  Beavis and Butthead do America.  Butthead's pick up line he used on the ladies, reminded me of this thread.  ;)

Butthead's pick up line was, 'Come to Butthead.'  ::)

Post Date: 4th Aug, 2003 - 8:32pm / Post ID: #

Joke -  Pickup Lines
A Friend

Lines Pickup Joke

Here are a couple I have actually used...

1) (on a rainy day)
(Me) I can understand why God is crying today!
(Her) Why?
(Me) Because heaven is missing an angel...

2)(Me) Did it hurt?
(Her) What hurt?
(Me) When you fell out of Heaven.

OK, so they are kinda corny... and the girls didn't go for them either... lol

Post Date: 10th Aug, 2003 - 1:56am / Post ID: #

Joke -  Pickup Lines
A Friend

Joke - Pickup Lines Games Forum & Humor Jokes

I remembered one from way back in the day before I got married.  ;)

Dude:  'You must be tired.'
Me:  'Huh?  Why?'
Dude:  'Because you've been running through my mind all day.'  

Yea, right, probably because I have been running away from you.  ::)

Post Date: 8th Sep, 2003 - 10:05pm / Post ID: #

Joke -  Pickup Lines
A Friend

Page 2 Lines Pickup Joke

Did you just fart?
Because you blow me away.

Also remember to keep it clean :D

Post Date: 11th Sep, 2003 - 6:58pm / Post ID: #

Joke -  Pickup Lines
A Friend

Lines Pickup Joke

Hi my name is ______ but you can call me------Tonight.
If I could rearange the alphabet i'd put U and I together.

Post Date: 11th Sep, 2003 - 7:06pm / Post ID: #

Joke -  Pickup Lines
A Friend

Joke - Pickup Lines

Oops I didn't see this and made a topic of the same thing now i'll just put them in here. JB can you delete "pick up lines not to use?"

[edit] ADMIN: When you make a 'boo voo' please either contact the moderator using the report icon on each message thread or use the contact link rather than making a post out of it. Thanks.[/edit]

Post Date: 11th Sep, 2003 - 7:18pm / Post ID: #

Admin + Architect
[?] CPosts: 36,993
Posts: 47,407
Avg: 7.9 Post(s) / Day
Activity: 100%
[+] Gain: 5,182.60 FP
Charm: 343

Page 2 Joke Pickup Lines

"Excuse me, are you a parking ticket? You just have 'fine' written all over you"
[offtopic]Joe, use one post for your messages please. Also your repeat post was spliced to here. Check reply#11 for more instructions.[/offtopic]

Post Date: 11th Sep, 2003 - 9:06pm / Post ID: #

Joke -  Pickup Lines
A Friend

Joke Pickup Lines - Page 2

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk past again?"

Boy: "Is your dad a theif?"
Girl: "Why?"
Boy: "Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

"I've lost my number, can I have yours?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet i'd put "U" and "I" next to each other"

but the most used pick up line is:
"Hi can I but you a drink? :)"

Post Date: Wed Jan 16, 2019 - 9:54:24 GMT / Post ID: #


Joke Pickup Lines - Page 2

We break from Joke Pickup Lines to share a message from the past:
HistoricToday is: 16th January (GMT), in history on the 16th of January, 1923 AD the following birth happened:
Roy Lanham: Rocker (Sons of the Pioneers)

Guest please SHARE: "Joke - Pickup Lines" on:

+  1 2 3 
Sponsored Links:

Topics like "Joke - Pickup Lines" may just be one of many, do use the Search to find more
Options Fast Reply Add Reply Add Poll

No Registration Required!

We welcome input from visitors:
Add Comment As A Guest
Guest, please be considerate by using the appropriate tags as well as checking your grammar before submitting or it will be deleted. See: Constructive Posting Policy.

Tip TIP: Press above button ONCE only. If you come back here via the [Back] button on your browser then you will need to click [More Options] button (below) first in order to re-enable your ability to Post.

> TOPIC: Joke - Pickup Lines



Donate Compare Membership
International Discussions Coded by: BGID® ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Copyright © 1999-2019
Disclaimer Privacy Report Errors Credits
This site uses Cookies to dispense or record information with regards to your visit. By continuing to use this site you agree to the terms outlined in our Cookies used here: Privacy / Disclaimer,

Future Terra II

Support This!

Become A Backer!
Let's get some active lasting science fiction games that focus on role-playing rather than rules and dice rolls and let's make it happen now!

Play Better Games:
See More


Ruler Of Kings 2 Text RPG General Discussion: Top  Ruler Kings 2 The Best Text Adventure You Will Ever Play! The official site: By Wizard 1.9 Day(s) Ago Discuss It!
Is Manipulating Someone An Evil Practice?: Manipulate By Madison 3.6 Days Ago Discuss It!
ISIS - ISIL: Discuss  ISIS Ultra radical and violent Islamist group that even rivals Al Qaeda By News 22nd Dec, 2018 - 8:43pm Discuss It!
Directly Meeting With Aliens: Discuss  Directly Meeting With Aliens Why haven't we as a collective earth met with aliens yet? By Grimcrow 22nd Dec, 2018 - 11:47am Discuss It!
Depression: Best of  Depression Treatment for Depression By Pagan 17th Dec, 2018 - 3:10am Discuss It!
Global Climate Change: Top  Global Climate Change World EcoSystem - Biodiversity Changes - Who is on board and who isn By Factual 14th Dec, 2018 - 12:14pm Discuss It!
Mouth Wash vs Warm Salt Water: Discuss  Mouth Wash Vs Warm Salt Water Mouthwash - Mouthrinse - Mouth Sores - Healing Infections - Gingivitis By ILoveSMF 11th Dec, 2018 - 1:05pm Discuss It!
Are People Born Gay Or Gay By Choice?: Homosexual behavior stems from the mind or genetics? By lace 24th Sep, 2018 - 1:30pm Discuss It!
USA Teachers Carrying Guns: Top  USA Teachers Carrying Guns An idea to have teachers who want to carry guns to school undergo some level of police training will be left up to local school districts and police departments. By Swell 21st May, 2018 - 5:16am Discuss It!
Difference Between Love & Lust: How do I know if I am in love or in lust? By Paladin 21st Feb, 2018 - 8:41pm Discuss It!
The Media: Can they say anything they want without worrying about the effect? By Abnninja 16th Sep, 2017 - 4:17am Discuss It!