Charlie Chaplin
Saturday Quote of the Day
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Albert Einstein
Sunday Quote of the Day
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Barbara Bush
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Mark Twain
There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.
John Tudor
Wednesday Quote of the Day
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
Willliam S. Burroughs
Thursday Quote of the Day
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say: "I want to see the manager!"
Rich Cook
Friday Quote of the Day
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.