
Bart Simpson
Wednesday Quote of the Day
Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
Isaac Asimov
Thursday Quote of the Day
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.
Henry Ford
Friday Quote of the Day
When I can't handle events, I let them handle themselves.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Saturday Quote of the Day
Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Woody Allen
Sunday Quote of the Day
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.
Yakov Smirnoff
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henry Ford
Wednesday Quote of the Day
Don't find fault, find a remedy.